{"id":16416,"date":"2026-10-30T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-10-30T09:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/medical-article.com\/?p=16416"},"modified":"2026-10-30T09:00:00","modified_gmt":"2026-10-30T09:00:00","slug":"frights-fangs-and-healthcare-nightmares-in-winning-halloween-haikus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/medical-article.com\/?p=16416","title":{"rendered":"Frights, Fangs, and Healthcare Nightmares in Winning Halloween Haikus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What\u2019s scarier than ghosts and goblins? How about measles, unaffordable dental care, and an insurance claim denied by artificial intelligence?<\/p>\n<p>Nearly 80 healthcare-themed haikus crept into our inbox this Halloween season. Meet the winners of KFF Health News\u2019 eighth annual Halloween haiku contest below.<\/p>\n<p>Follow KFF Health News\u2019 social media accounts (<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KFFHealthNews\">X<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/kffhealthnews\/\">Instagram<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/KFFHealthNews\/\">Facebook<\/a>) for more of our favorites. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<div>\n<h2><strong>1st Place<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div>\n<div>\n (Illustration: Oona Zenda\/KFF Health News; Haiku: DJ Zelle)\n<div>\n<p>Which is scarier?<br \/>Jack-o\u2019-lanterns and ghouls, or<br \/>Measles and lettuce?<\/p>\n<p><em>\u2014 DJ Zelle<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>2nd Place<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div>\n<div>\n (Illustration: Oona Zenda\/KFF Health News; John Fedyna)\n<div>\n<p>Drac on a budget:<br \/>His fangs are ineffective,<br \/>Dental too costly.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u2014 John Fedyna<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Inspired by the KFF Health News \u201cHealthQ\u201d article: \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/kffhealthnews.org\/health-care-costs\/healthq-dental-care-insurance-large-bills\/\">Even With Dental Insurance, You Still Could Face a Large Bill<\/a>\u201c<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>3rd Place<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div>\n<div>\n (Illustration: Oona Zenda\/KFF Health News; Chris Savage)\n<div>\n<p>Cold, no emotions.<br \/>It\u2019s not a ghost, it\u2019s AI!<br \/>Your claim is denied.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 <em>Chris Savage<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Inspired by the KFF Health News article from our \u201cDeadly Denials\u201d series: \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/kffhealthnews.org\/insurance\/artificial-intelligence-ai-health-insurance-companies-state-regulation-trump\/\">Red and Blue States Alike Want To Limit AI in Insurance. Trump Wants To Limit the States.<\/a>\u201c<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>While Halloween may be coming to an end, KFF Health News reporting continues year-round.\u00a0<strong>Send us your haikus<\/strong>\u00a0at any time for possible inclusion in our Morning Briefing:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/kffhealthnews.org\/contact-haiku\/\">https:\/\/kffhealthnews.org\/contact-haiku\/<\/a>.\u00a0<\/p>\n<h2><strong>2025 Halloween Haiku Contest Winners<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>2024 Halloween Haiku Contest Winners<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div>\n (Illustration: Oona Zenda\/KFF Health News; Haiku: Crystal Decker)\n<p> (Illustration: Oona Zenda\/KFF Health News; Haiku: Sasha Zitter)<\/p>\n<p> (Illustration: Oona Zenda\/KFF Health News; Haiku: Siri Palreddy)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>2023 Halloween Haiku Contest Winners<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div>\n (Illustration: Oona Zenda\/KFF Health News; Haiku: Madeline Steward)\n<p> (Illustration: Oona Zenda\/KFF Health News; Haiku: Tom Cook)<\/p>\n<p> (Illustration: Oona Zenda\/KFF Health News; Haiku: Brynne McBride)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<h2><strong>2022 Halloween Haiku Contest Winners<\/strong><\/h2>\n<div>\n (Illustration: Oona Zenda\/KFF Health News; Haiku: Paul Hughes-Cromwick)\n<p> (Illustration: Oona Zenda\/KFF Health News; Haiku: Micki Jackson)<\/p>\n<p> (Illustration: Oona Zenda\/KFF Health News; Haiku: Michael L. Millenson)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/kffhealthnews.org\/about-us\">KFF Health News<\/a> is a national newsroom that produces in-depth journalism about health issues and is one of the core operating programs at KFF\u2014an independent source of health policy research, polling, and journalism. Learn more about <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kff.org\/about-us\">KFF<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/kffhealthnews.org\/news\/halloween-haiku-winners-2026-healthcare-nightmares\/\" rel=\"noopener\">article<\/a> first appeared on <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/kffhealthnews.org\/\" rel=\"noopener\">KFF Health News<\/a> and is republished here under a <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by-nc-nd\/4.0\/\" rel=\"noopener\">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License<\/a>.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What\u2019s scarier than ghosts and goblins? How about measles, unaffordable dental care, and an insurance claim denied by artificial intelligence? Nearly 80 healthcare-themed haikus crept into our inbox this Halloween season. Meet the winners of KFF Health News\u2019 eighth annual Halloween haiku contest below. Follow KFF Health News\u2019 social media accounts (X, Instagram, and Facebook)&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":16417,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-articles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/medical-article.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16416"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/medical-article.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/medical-article.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/medical-article.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/medical-article.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16416\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/medical-article.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/medical-article.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/medical-article.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/medical-article.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}